G'day there me old blogmates! *Gasp!* The drama of it all! Margo got carried away with the Molotovs again and inadvertently razed my old blog page to the ground!!! Woops! Bleedin' flames everywhere, as Chrissie Latham, our favourite Twisted Tart gasped! Oh that reminds me of my favourite Essex girl joke! An Essex girl was lying all mangled in the road and when the ambulance arrived the paramedic leant over her and asked, "Where are you bleeding from?" The girl snapped back, "I'm from bleedin' Romford, wot's that got to do wiv it?!!!" Ho ho! Hooray for going off at a totally random tangent before I've even taken my first breath! Isn't it reassuring that the more things change, the more they stay the same?!!!
Happily, my blog pages themselves were saved from suffering the same fate as our Joanie's diaries in the Great Fire thanks to Queen Erica having the foresight to tuck them into her famously flame retardant Encyclopaedia Britannica! Thank heavens for that!
So while I was shipped to Woodridge for some TLC from DG Geoff "Carlson don't do shoulder massages but if they did...!!!", the men from the department have been busy with their pots of paint (that'll be another run on beige then!!!!) and amazing ability to change the size, shape and positioning of rooms without altering the exterior layout and dimensions of the inverted TARDIS that is our beloved Wentworth and treated my bloggings to another total revamp! Woot-woo!
I'm waiting with great trepidation for La Freak to loom on the horizon looking about ten foot tall sporting that surgical collar as an interesting accessory to her usual get up, as she so memorably did at the close of episode 333! *EEK!* Honestly, absolute kudos to Maggie K for managing to look so unimaginably sinisterly scary in a surgical collar!!!! That really is power acting!
Happily, I have Queen Erica's benevolent gaze (as opposed to our Lizzie's Benevolent Barry! Little Prisoner in Concert quip for you there!) looking down upon me as I gabble away! Loving this new look though! All very Doctor Who! All we need is Pat O'Connell's sproglets to turn up and...We've. Even. Got. The. Daleks! Bless!
Anyways, onwards and upwards then! What I'll do seeing as our shiny new surroundings are looking a little bit sparse is to put all my old entries back into position on the rickety unit so at least you've got something to look at while I take another month of Sundays to cobble together some shiny new thoughts to go with the shiny new surroundings! Of course, if I was really doing in the style of our hallowed Encyclopaedia I'd have to miss one or two out and post a few upside down!!!! Oh I love our Prisoner signatures, I do!
Okay, we're nestled down all comfy cosy and toastie in our jim jams, the mugshots have clickety clicked into position, so it's time to peer once more into the wild, weird and wonderful world of Wentworth through the prism of pottiness that is Lily's Blog!
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